Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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