The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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