Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
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