he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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