i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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