I hope mine doesn't look like that
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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