i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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