I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
