i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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