Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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