sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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