Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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