there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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