I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
