I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
Pappa wants mamma naked
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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