you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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