Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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