i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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