Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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