Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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