Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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