dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Still dying that you shit outside
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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