At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Come see our sink grown plant.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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