OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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