Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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