I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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