sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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