I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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