Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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