I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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