apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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