Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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