She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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