I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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