At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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