i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
The air was thick with penises
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm having to shit out rocks
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