he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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