Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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