I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
