I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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