She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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