The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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