At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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