Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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