oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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