that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
