I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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