But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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