And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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