it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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