we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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