All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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