If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Randomize
